The Academy Awards are up so I decided to make my own list of movies and titles they would’ve won had there been a “Martha Awards”:


Bridge to Terabithia – Most Depressing Escapist Movie Award

Blood Diamond – The Most Blood Used in a Single Scene Award

Night at the Museum - Feel Good Movie of the Year Award

The Fountain - The Most Spiritual Piece of Crap Award

The Curse of the Golden Flower - The Most Elusive Movie Award

The Prestige - The Most Frustratingly Elusive Movie Award

Casino Royale - The I Missed Peirce Brossnan Award

Charlottes Web - Best Soundtrack Because I’m Biased Award

Ghost Rider - The Most Demons Used in a Single Shot Award

Fragile - Scariest Nanny Award

Eragon - Now Where Did They Get All That Foil Award

Agent x44 - Best Dressed Award

Déjà vu - The Most Confusing Awesome Sci-Fi Romance Award

The Da Vinci Code - Ow My Religion Award

The Holiday - Best Action Soundtrack in a Romance Film Award


And of course…


Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl - There Is No Way In Hell I’m Going To Forget This One (mostly out of sentiment, but still) Award



More to come if my memory comes back.